'COS LIFE HURTS by UNCANNY X-MEN has sold 0 copies on streaming services.
'COS LIFE HURTS certifications and sales
| Country / region | Sales | Certification / source | Certification date / sales as of |
| Total sales | 0 | Album-equivalent unit |
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Year-end chart performance for 'COS LIFE HURTS
| Chart 1985 | Rank |
 Australian Albums (Kent Music Report) |
15 |