RUNNING WITH SCISSORS by WEIRD AL YANKOVIC has sold 1,085,000 copies in Australia, Canada and United States.
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS certifications and sales
| Country / region | Sales | Certification / source | Certification date / sales as of | |
 Australia |
35,000 | 1x Gold | JANUARY 2000 |
Australia Sales: 35,000
Certification / note: 1x Gold
Certification Date / sales as of: JANUARY 2000
|
 Canada |
50,000 | 1x Gold | 1999 |
Canada Sales: 50,000
Certification / note: 1x Gold
Certification Date / sales as of: 1999
|
 United States |
1,000,000 | 1x Platinum | 8 May, 2001 |
United States Sales: 1,000,000
Certification / note: 1x Platinum
Certification Date / sales as of: 8 May, 2001
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| Total sales | 1,085,000 | (in 3 countries) |
Total
Sales: 1,085,000
(in 3 countries)
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Year-end chart performance for RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
| Chart 1999 | Rank |
| US Albums (Billboard 200) |
146 |